Archive for July 16th, 2008

16
Jul
08

Nintendo ‘Resorts’ to stupid add-on

Nintendo announced yesterday at the annual Electronic Entertainment Expo (E3) that it would be releasing a sequel to the wildly popular Wii Sports next spring. So far, so good.

However, the company then implicitly admitted a fact that most Wii owners and developers have admitted from Day 1 – the Wiimote’s motion sensor sucks. To solve this problem, Nintendo has introduced yet another Wiimote add-on…thing, which supposedly makes the Wiimote delicately sensitive enought handle such activities as frisbee tossing, fencing and jet skiing.

16
Jul
08

Fannie’s cancer

Fannie Mae and Freddie Mac are teetering on the edge. For many, this has become an opportunity to pontificate about the evils of government-sponsored enterprises. However, I can’t quite get on the bandwagon.

The existence of the F.M. entities allowed The Redhead and I to become homeowners and then become second home owners. No one would have looked at us – crawling up to the doorway of the mortgage lender, clutching barely enough bills to cover closing costs – and decided we were a legit risk if it hadn’t been for Fannie Mae sitting there, ready to buy our mortgage contract and sell it to rich speculators. Banks don’t take those kinds of risks with depositors’ money, but they’d do it with Wall Street’s.

We knew the game was nearly up when we bought our second house two years ago and found the lenders all too willing to finance the astronomic price. They even acted like we were in the driver’s seat, slavishly lopping off fees at our demand. By this time, of course, The Cancer of retail lending began corrupting the commission-hungry underwriters, and Fannie was still buying these monsterous deals without question.

While our case may have been a tight, but good, risk (we’re still paying our mortgage on time, after all), many of the loans Fannie ate weren’t. It’s not surprising to see the The Cancer eating them now, after it chewed through Bear Steans, Countrywide and IndyMac. But, I’m afraid the chemo necessary for this recovering will kill off opportunity for many of my younger friends.

16
Jul
08

IRL troll…due to the AIDS

The endlessly entertaining and culturally moronic Fox News Team has struck again, this time in New Braunfels, TX, where it appears some /b/tard has loosed 4chan’s “pool’s closed” meme into the real world. The meme, in case you are too lazy to click, sprang from a stunt which /b/tards now refer to as “/b/lackup,” in which they log into the kiddie-themed virtual world of Habbo Hotel, choose black avatars in suits and afros and block access to the public pool, shouting “Pool’s closed, due to The AIDS.”

What was once a mildly funny inside joke has now become a cause for racist concern as disturbed boomers mistake this prank as something more than the caffeine-fueled idiocy of a bunch of teenagers cloaked in digital anonymity.

/b/’s days are numbered…




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