Now that the Storms from Hell have passed and electricity has returned, it’s time to get back into my usual couch potato routines. Nintendo has graced us with yet another round of demos to download from the Nintendo Channel, and that means it’s time for another round of DS Haiku!…Really Long Name Edition.

Pirates of the Caribbean: At World’s End - Slash, swing, vault and steal!/Orlando Bloom is still gay/Even digitized

Worms: Open Warfare 2 - Armed annelida/Exchanging fire for land rights/Destruction is fun

High School Musical: Makin’ the Cut! - Vanessa Hudgens/What?, she’s not naked in this?/Instant, dull bordom

The Mummy: Tomb of the Dragon Emperor – Unintuitive/Movie tie-in shovelware/Sierra sells out

Cake Mania 2 - For high school dropouts/An excellent preview sim/Of their adult life