Archive for May, 2008

31
May
08

Crossword DS – A review

In a moment of weakness this evening, The Redhead and I purchased a copy of Crosswords DS, a cheap and delightful little piece of shovelware that I sampled earlier this month via a Nintendo Channel download. So far, I’m sure I got my money’s worth. There are tons of crossword, word search and anagram puzzles to play with. However, I’m mildly irked that I have to complete 100 boring, easy, brain-dead “medium” level puzzles before I can get to the really challenging stuff. Ridiculous, but pleasantly time consuming. I suppose the boring lower levels make this an ideal game for younger players as well.

So far, every criticism I’ve read of Crosswords DS has been in comparison to New York Times Crosswords, a far superior piece of software, the punditocracy has claimed. The NYT version is also $20, making it a tempting second purchase. I also have recommend that you find a full-sized stylus to use for either game, since writing with the stubby DS stylus is an experience in severe discomfort.

30
May
08

bulltrap!

It’s brilliant! It’s amazing! It’s the dawn of a new era!

Unfortunately, it was also my gonna-do-it-someday business plan.

Ladies and gentlemen, I give you “Trapster.”

Update: OK, they have the concept down, but the execution is lacking. The Achilles’ heel of this idea has always been, in my mind, the problem of what happens when pranksters and law enforcement decide to ratfuck (a political term) the system. Like Wikipedia and eBay before it, Trapster is going to have to figure out a way to track and analyze the usage patterns of its members and rate their reliability.

30
May
08

and another thing

Slate announced today that Michael Crichton is finally being vindicated for an article he wrote in 1993 for Wired magazine about the coming extinction of mass media within 10 years. I heartily agree … to a point.

Crichton, while being an often marginal fiction writer, is a hell of a futurist sometimes. His prediction that mass media would collapse by 2003, failed, as futurist predictions often do, to take into account how slowly the public changes its habits. The networks and newspaper are still around, because most people over the age of 30 aren’t particularly comfortable with computer technology, and computer technology has been slow become accessible to the non-nerd majority in the way that, say, cell phones or the Nintendo Wii have.

While I do agree with Crichton that traditional media are on a sharply angled slope to oblivion, I part ways with him when he starts ranting about the quality of news and the yawning need for factual reporting as the reason why it’s all going to shit. Spoken like a man who has never set foot in a newsroom.

One of the things any aspiring editor of a general news publication quickly learns is that the American public is a generally incurious, stupid bunch who respond to sensationalism, generalism and simplicity above all else. Oh, and this idiot class loves to call the media stupid, even as they keep staring intently at the intellectual mirror created for them. The media’s job, contrary to idealistic belief, is not to be the light of reason and truth in this dark, dumb world. It’s job is to broadcast material of the broadest possible appeal to sell gobs of advertising. None of the subscription-based database services Crichton aludes to would be able to function as a general news source and make a profit without resorting to advertising, and the public isn’t willing to pay such a high subscription fee to view the minutia they currently stockpile. And, while large advertisers may endure tailoring their messages to every little niche audience, the small ones who make up the backbone of media advertising are still going to want the biggest general audience for their buck.

The collapse of the mainstream media will not come from competition from more quality online sources; it will come from competition from the same old shit on a new medium. This is not a cultural shift, as Crichton imagined; this is the democratization of that culture by a new medium.

27
May
08

STFU, Kurtz – Boomer Hate Vol. 2

From Howard Kurtz’ “Media Notes” Column in Monday’s Washington Post:

“When I was speaking at Harvard recently, a smug graduate student said, ‘I get everything I need from YouTube. What are you going to do about it?’ ‘What are you going to do about it?’ I shot back. If people want to tune out the news, no one can compel them to change their habits. We can be smarter, faster and jazzier in providing information, but we can’t force-feed the stuff. If newspapers wither and die, it will be in part because the next generation blew us off in favor of Xbox and Wii and full-length movies on their iPods. Network news faces the same erosion. Maybe, in the end, we get the media we deserve.”

The Associated Press is on my Wii, Howard. If you weren’t such an elitist douchebag with raging Boomer technofear, you’d know that. When I want to check the news really quickly, I can fire up the Wii, and, in 30 seconds, have a screenful of reports from around the globe. The real question is, Howard, why aren’t you on my Wii? And why aren’t you on my cell phone? And why aren’t you on my sister-in-law’s iPod? Your editors too afraid of “diluting the brand?” Or are they too focused on presentation and identity rather than content?

As I’ve come to understand how Web 2.0 works, I’ve come to the conclusion that content has finally become truely decoupled from presentation. Content producers need to start looking at the AP to see how the new media world works. The AP was producing news feeds about a century before the nerds discovered them and democratized them. Now, the AP is brilliantly situated to exploit this new technology without having to sigificantly alter its business operations. …which is more than anyone can say for the Washington Post Company.

23
May
08

ouch

It’s hard to face one’s own irrelevancy.

I decided to sit down this afternoon and learn me some web codin’. How hard could it be, really? I used to code web pages back in the day, and it wasn’t that hard. Of course, I cheated like hell and used a WYSIWYG editor. I don’t think I ever learned exactly how every HTML tag works, but I knew that web pages were basically like Word documents that you could link together and deconstruct in a good old ASCII reader, like the Windows Notepad.

There was something charmingly democratized about the old HTML standard. It was really the only code you could look at without knowing dick about it and still make out a blurry picture of what was happening. In other words, it was kind to newbies and right-brainers. Well, the left-brained nerd cabal that developed Extensible Markup Language and Cascading Style Sheets had just about enough of that open-door bullshit. The code for XML and CSS looks like it was torn from the bowels of a C++ compiler.

I downloaded what promised to be a “WYSIWYG CSS editor,” and quickly wondered what the hell happened. Apparently, there is a conspiracy against developing a modern, pedestrian-level, point-and-click web page editor that does not require a pretty hefty understanding of code already. I’m sure the code nerds love these toys, because they can cut down on their typing time, but they don’t do dick for the poor soul who just wants to “put a picture box in that damn corner and link it to the Disneyworld site.”

I “get” how modern web pages work. You make up text files full of content and links to content, and then you link them to a master style sheet that governs the look of the site (colors, fonts, point sizes, etc.). This is a stupifyingly simple concept that should easily translate into a stupifyingly simple editor. But the code nerds don’t want that. They want infinite options to twiddle with their style sheets using multiple programs in ways I couldn’t care less about. And what the code nerds want, the rest of us have to put up with.

22
May
08

Utilitarian Art

I have a soft spot for the kind of “universal language” utilitarian art you find a lot in airports and instruction manuals. As simple and ubiquitous as it is, you have to appreciate that a lot of work must go into creating instructional images that don’t require words to explain them.

This artform is, of course, overripe for parody. I’ve been seeing or have been reminded of several parodies this week, so I thought I’d post a list of personal favorites:

- the Fight Club airline card
- Royksopp’s “Remind Me” music video
- “missing pages” from the Nintendo Wii instruction manual
- IKEA instructions for assembling a “dick in a box.”

Enjoy…

15
May
08

Super Smash Bros. Disconnect

Yes, yes, yes, we all know that the Nintendo Wii’s online service is shit. It’s free; you get what you pay for. If you want to frag so bad, go buy an Xbox 360.

So it amazes me that Nintendo would even try to subject its WiFi Connection service to the level of abuse that a fighting game demands. Even Sega was leery of attempting that on Xbox Live with whatever sequel of Virtua Fighter they recently released. Fighters, like first-person shooters, require the instantaneous transmission of very critical pieces of data. Nintendo’s service is not up to that kind of low ping business.

I think about half of my button commands were actually registering as Branch and I engaged in a few friendly bouts of bloodletting this evening. My favorite fail came when we went into instant kill sudden death mode. I rolled my Yoshi straight into his fatass Bowser before he could defend and sent him sailing into the stratosphere. …Only, Yoshi didn’t stop rolling when I told him to. He continued off the cliff into oblivion, and Brawl counted the match for Branch, because Bowser was still floating back into orbit when Yoshi died.

Shenanigans.

Anyway, I’m hoping Mario Kart Wii will be a bit better tuned.

14
May
08

bouncing baby blog

So, this is really just a test to see if my convoluted solution to Facebook blogging actually works. In theory, this post should bounce from my Blog It application in Facebook to WordPress, get published, get picked up by my Flog Blog Facebook application and get posted on Facebook.

Confused yet?

Just for fun, I’m going to copy it to Twitter too…

14
May
08

data bleach

I know I’m late to the party, but I love how Amazon just decided to publish my profile information by default without asking me first. And then they let Google crawl it unchecked. BALEETED.




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